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ich und frau hefti teil 1

die frau hefti war in der schule und hat eine brille getragen, die zu ihrem schal gepasst hat, und der hat zu ihren schuhe gepasst!

ich meine, hallo??!?!???1

 küsschen freunde, bis zum nächsten mal, ciaoiiiiii!!!!!!

8.11.09 04:41


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David

i mean, i love david haselhoff, he is the hero of every male!

but today my friend david, visisted me, and he is like the fuckin worst copilot ive ever had!

i fighted for the pussy but my teammate was in the way!

got it?!

 go deeper, when jack johnson stops playing wonderful songs and im objectiv enough, again!

 

8.11.09 04:35


1. wordly wisdom!

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

TRUE STORY

3.11.09 22:29





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